Saturday, 19 January 2013

Parental Supervision!!! Behaving myself in South America!


Today I write from the rooftop terrace of my hostel in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Saying a sleepy farewell to my mum in the early hours of the morning, I sent her out into this busy city alone, where hopefully she managed to brave the city's terrifying 'Joni Mitchell' playing taxi drivers, and make her way to the airport - and her return flight to Australia. We've spent the past month travelling together through Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay - meeting up with old friends, making new friends, and most importantly, proving to my now 50 year old mother that flying is not in fact as scary as she has always thought, and contrary to her popular belief, Google Images is not always the best way to see the world!!!


Amanda and James - Gang

Unfortunately our month of travel contained many a public holiday (and some days when certain government offices just decided it was a public holiday to get an extra few days off...), and with a Brazilian visa for myself proving almost as elusive as the African Leopard, it was certainly an interesting month! It also turns out the Christmas/NY season is not necessarily the best time to visit South America, with many locals leaving their towns to escape the tourists, and many tourists leaving towns due to the lack of locals... a vicious cycle which I've concluded is intentionally put in place to allow the locals who do stay more time to remind tourists of the dire state of the local economy... again.

As with many countries I have visited around the world, the economy of all three of these countries has been a popular topic of conversation - usually brought up by a local who insists their country is the worst place to live in the WHOLE world, while they drag away on their second packet of durries for the day, before explaining how badly they need a break from their stressful retail job... where they no doubt manage to somehow fit three-hours of real work into a nine-hour shift. Customer service has been a particularly entertaining/frustrating aspect of our trip, and while many of our conversations ended with us subjected to yet another story of financial hardship, and the poor employment rates, coming across service that would even rate as 'poor' in Australia has been a rarity (I will mention Sao Paulo was a pleasant surprise!). Yesterday, after waiting in a checkout line that would have the Woolworths Facebook page in meltdown with complaints, I even thought I was going to get a smile from a checkout girl! Of course, she saved her country's reputation just in time - sneakily turning that positive lip movement into a casual yawn, before proceeding to chew her gum while scanning our purchases - a task which she treated as a real inconvenience!

It's certainly been an eye opening month of travel, with a great deal of waiting around and wasting time (all those people who told me Brazilian buses are the best in the world - you're fools!), and while not everything went to plan, we did at least get the opportunity to see many unexpected, unsavoury and downright weird people and places along the way!

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Buenos Aires, capital of Argentina, also claims to be South America’s second largest city (I quoted this about Lima in my last entry!), and with a population of almost 13 million, it might just be! Located on the shores of the Rio del la Plata, the city’s downtown area is a crowded, polluted, run-down and vandalised humidicrib of sweat producing disgustingness – and don’t just take my word for it… ask my mother how she felt! The massive city is divided into 48 barrios, or districts, and fortunately the city does get a lot nicer once you leave the downtown area.

Our first day was spent quite lazily exploring the Recoleta neighbourhood and it’s famous cemetery, before making our way across the city to try out our skills at ordering vegetarian food in Spanish (we started well, and things drastically deteriorated as our month went on!), before exploring the streets of the city’s San Telmo district.


 Recoleta Cemetery

While both still recovering from our flights, and my night spent on the airport floor, there was never any intention to push ourselves too hard in Buenos Aires, and we spent the next couple of days checking out the city from the top of a very touristy hop-on, hop-off bus of the city, stopping in the quirky, bohemian La Boca Italian district for lunch, and exploring the city’s very flash, clean and well presented Puerto Madero development – a great contrast to the city centre! A walking tour of the downtown area highlighted the many economic and social issues the city faces today, and gave us a bit of an understanding of the country’s history, the Spanish and British invasions, ‘The Dirty War’ which saw over 30,000 people ‘disappear’ in the 1970’s and early 1980’s, and the history of Argentina’s favourite political ‘celebrity’, Evita PerĂ³n.


Buenos Aires 


Leaving Buenos Aires behind, our ‘real’ adventure began with what I was assured would be a beautiful, clean and comfortable 15 hour overnight bus ride to Puerto Iguazu, home to South America’s famous Iguassu Falls. I don’t want to harp on too much about public transport in South America, but I will say – it sucks. Having heard numerous wonderful stories from fellow travellers about the quality, service and reliability of buses in Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay, I had gone into this part of my journey with great expectations – and with the exception of one company in Brazil’s south, I was disappointed each and every time. Late departures, cancelled services, late arrivals, drivers smoking on-board, overflowing toilets, old buses, broken seats… the list goes on… and on… and on. Add to this the exorbitant cost of bus travel on this continent (you can fly Adelaide to Melbourne for the same price as a bumpy, uncomfortable and delayed eight-hour bus ride!), and you end up with two VERY unhappy Australian travellers!

However, while our first long-distance bus ride left much to be desired, we soon forgot all about the negatives of travel, as I ticked off yet another of the world’s famous falls, with Iguassu. With a width of 2.7km, a longest drop of 82m, and an average flow of 1.3 million litres per second, the 275 separate falls which make up Iguassu are absolutely spectacular! Far more impressive than Victoria Falls in Africa, and just up there with Morialta, the falls are a tourist drawcard, with impressive look-outs hanging over the edge of the cascading water, jet-boats which take you into the waterfall itself, and countless walking paths and suspended walkways. While both the Argentinean and Brazilian side are set up for mass tourism, the Argentinean side offers a much better experience - and I would argue view - and we spent a full day exploring the area.



 


Our time in Puerto Iguazu ended up dragging on quite a bit longer than anticipated, however with Christmas Day spent eating bread and cheese, and a quick day-trip across the border into Brazil (it only we could have stayed longer!) to see the falls from the other side, and the impressive Parque das Aves, we just managed to stop ourselves going stir-crazy. It turns out I should have appreciated what I had in Buenos Aires – the humidity and heat in Puerto Iguazu can only possibly be described using words which are not appropriate for this family environment – and I can say without any doubt that while the falls were spectacular, the weather was by far the most horrific I have come across to date.



With the promise of slightly more pleasant weather, and my visa finally coming through, we had yet another horrid overnight bus journey as we made our way to meet up with my friend Carolina, in Sao Paulo. You may remember Carolina from my time in India, and almost ten months after sharing an entertaining night train cabin with a local Punjabi family, Carolina had kindly invited us to stay with her and her family in the southern hemisphere’s BIGGEST city (hopefully this fact is right!).

Sweaty, tired and stinking like stale smoke and overflowing bus toilet, we arrived four hours late into Sao Paulo, where we were met by Carolina’s sister Fabiana, and parents Sueli and Paulo. Enthusiastically whisked away, we were driven through the city with tour-guide Paulo providing a running commentary of every building, street and shop passed, while we learnt all about the history of Sao Paulo, the city’s upcoming New Years Eve celebrations, and life in South America’s busiest city.

Meeting up with Carolina for lunch, we were incredibly relieved to head back to her house for a shower and siesta, before heading out for drinks later in the evening. Up early for breakfast the next morning, we met friends Patricia, Camila and Vera, before taking on the crowds at the city’s super-exciting ‘geniune-hreplica’ markets (Michael Kors fakes from mum’s ‘miga’ for only $10… bargain!). With streets, alleyways and markets filled with everything from golden Brazilian grass and moustache shaped flesh-tunnels, to deep fried prawns and the amazing cashew fruit, the markets were a ridiculous, busy and entertaining adventure – just remind me never to go shopping with five women!!!

Sueli, best BBQ cook!
Leaving the hustle and bustle behind, our last night with Carolina was spent at her beautiful family home in Sao Paulo’s suburbs. Warmly welcomed with a cold Cerveza, we spent the afternoon relaxing in the beautiful gardens (they have actual sloths in the trees - actual ones!!!), reminiscing on travels in India, travels in Australia, and the past ten months of adventure. Fortunately for us, Brazilians celebrate Christmas up til the 6th of January, and while we had thoroughly enjoyed our Christmas dinner of bread and cheese, we were spoilt with a late Christmas Dinner, before some quality family time on the couch watching Portuguese soap opera’s - it turns out you don’t need to know the language to work out what is going on!


Our next morning was spent exploring the local lake, and beautiful community in which Carolina’s family live. Well rested, well fed, entertained and still keenly on the lookout for a sloth, we were soon on our way back to the city centre to say farewell to Carolina, as we made our way to Curitiba – and you guessed it… another disappointing bus ride!!! 



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