Saturday, 19 January 2013

The not-so-Great Ocean Road... Curitiba to Colonia del Sacramento!



Curitiba, capital of Brazil’s Paraná state, was our New Years Eve destination! Chosen solely for its lack of coastal location (and therefore cheap accommodation prices!), the town is barely even a dot on the map, and we arrived expecting nothing more than a couple of shops, a few business buildings, and a maybe a couple of restaurants if we were lucky – you know, just like a small town in Australia. However, arriving late at night into the city it turns out small dots on the Brazilian map are considerably larger than small dots on the Australian map, and with a population of over 3.2 million people, the city was almost the size of Sydney!

With only one full day in the city, we occupied our time exploring the picturesque city centre, the beautiful mosaicked pedestrian malls and parklands, and Curitiba’s apparent drawcard (it wasn’t so good!), the botanic gardens. Having booked the cheapest dorm, in the cheapest hostel, in the cheapest town, we was pleasantly surprised to have the room to ourselves, and while the hostel put on a great dinner and set off firecrackers at midnight, not even their enthusiasm was enough to keep me up past 11:30pm, and I enjoyed NYE from the comfort of my bed! I did at least stay awake til midnight, which is more than my mother can say!

Up early the next morning, the bus ‘situation’ continued, with our early morning service cancelled (why schedule a bus for 8am New Years Day???), and a three-hour wait at the bus station did little to improve our opinion of Brazil’s public transport. Finally getting a bus at 11:30, the supposed four-hour journey only took us seven, and we arrived very tired, irritable and cranky at our next destination, Ilha de Santa Caterina.


With white beaches, sand dunes, great weather and a range of towns, cities, and small fishing villages, Ilha de Santa Caterina was named the New York Times ‘Party Destination of the Year’ in 2009, and we arrived with great expectations, and plans for a busy couple of days! Having booked our first two nights in the islands main city, Florianopolis, mum was very relieved to have a private room, ensuite, air conditioning and hot water (she just expects so much!), and we quite quickly settled ourselves onto our beds and glued ourselves to the T.V. – a rare luxury when backpacking!


Unfortunately, the New Years Day was NOT a good time to visit Florianopolis, and with absolutely nothing open (I couldn’t even buy a bottle of water!), there was not much to do. Unable to hire a car, we booked ourselves onto a Portuguese language tour of the island (seemed like a good idea at the time!), which happened to be unfortunately difficult to understand, however did at least show us some of the island’s famous (and ridiculously crowded) beaches, towns and ultra-touristy shops where we were forced to while away the time. Luckily I had booked our third night on the island in Praia do Campeche, a much less crowded, smaller beach town located on the east coast, and although we didn’t have long to enjoy the much nicer surroundings, we did managed to fit in a walk along the beach!


Heading back to the mainland, our next stop was Porto Alegre, where CouchSurfing host Glaucia, and her daughter Isadora had kindly invited us to come and stay. Once again assuming the dot size of Porto Alegre on a map meant it could only be a small town, we arrived by bus to discover a slightly different story! With a metropolitan population of 4.4 million, the city is far from small, however Glaucia’s house is in the city’s leafy suburbs, and once I had settled myself in one of her hammocks, I completely forgot anyone else even existed!

Sharing an amazing guesthouse with two Italian backpackers, Selina and Walter, we spent our first afternoon lazing around in the beautiful backyard, admiring Glaucia’s many quirky and unusual pieces of art and bathroom fixtures, before an Italian Gnocci dinner courtesy of Walter, who it turns out was ever so conveniently a travelling chef!


Venturing into the city center the next day, we spent the morning strolling through the city’s central market, and many market stalls, gardens and squares – and somehow even managed to buy three pairs of shoes! Why else would you go to Brazil? Checking out the contemporary art museum and waterfront in the afternoon, we were soon heading back to the central markets, for mum to do what she does best (grocery shopping that is!), as we’d been set the challenge of cooking dinner for Glaucia and Isadora, and a group of friends.


With no idea what to offer as an example of ‘Australian Cuisine’, we ended up whipping up an impressive salad and pavlova (take note, I did most of the mixing, without the help of an electric mixer!), and had a great night getting to know Isadora’s friends, helping her catch up on her slightly unfortunate grasp of the English language, and learning about work, life and study in Brazil.

Up early the next morning, it was time to say goodbye to Glaucia, and after a spending the morning at the city’s impressive handicrafts market, we were yet again on a bus (this time we picked a winner!!!), on our way to Chui/Chuy, Brazil/Uruguay!

A confusing (and ultimately costly!) set-up, Chui/Chuy sits in no man’s land, between the borders of Brazil and Uruguay, and we stopped for a night to check out the ritzy Duty Free shops, before making our way on what was soon to become the worst bus ride of the trip, on our way to the ‘idyllic’ Uruguayan fishing village of Cabo Polonio.

Talked up as an idyllic, secluded beach hideaway, Cabo Polonio is a coastal town in northern Uruguay, 7km off the sealed road, and accessed only by 4WD. Having booked this expensive accommodation weeks in advance, this was set to be the absolute highlight of our time in Uruguay, and I was pretty excited! Warned about the primitive infrastructure of the town (no water and electricity), and no shops, we were well prepared for our three night stay, stocked up on 2-minute noodles and tinned fruit, and ready to do absolutely nothing but laze in a hammock, walk on the deserted sands of the beach, and ponder all of life’s mysteries and wonders. That was until we arrived.


It turns out Cabo Polinio is far from the idyllic beach hideaway the tourism council’s website would have you believe, and while I am sure there are plenty of accurate reviews in Spanish and Portuguese of this ‘wonderful destination’, those of us who only read English are at quite the disadvantage. Essentially, the village is everything the reviews, website and internet says it is – it’s filled with small, quaint and very picturesque wooden beach huts, hammocks hang from every available awning or tree, and the beach does in fact have sand – albeit not as nice as beaches in Adelaide. However, what these reviews fail to mention is that you’ll be sharing these things – with thousands of other people! Long gone are the days of Cabo Polinio being an undiscovered gem, this place has been well and truly taken over by tourism, and I wouldn’t say for the better. Try-hard ‘hippies’, self-confessed ‘alternative types’ and just plain freaks have taken over the town in plague proportions, bringing with them their not-so-idyllic habits (smoking, drinking, partying to all hours), and marking their territory with a well-adopted ritual of discarding their cigarette butts, glass bottles, cans and rubbish wherever they please. I mean, that festering pile of filth in the sand dunes… surely that could be considered art?


We had not expected much from our accommodation, and it well and truly lived up to our expectations. For $80 per night, we had the absolute privilege of sharing a room the size of a typical Australian pantry with two other people, with no space to move, nowhere to store luggage, and no way to stop the flood waters coming in when it rained. The ‘hostel’ did have a number of hammocks, which were very well placed if you’re a particular fan of passive smoking, and the cold-water showers were outside – not a particular issue in the heat of summer, but I’d hate to visit in winter! As advertised, the place did have no electricity, which meant our days were spent serenaded by the beautiful sounds and delectable smell of the diesel generator (which was definitely required – how else would you play music til 6am while people are trying to sleep?), and it is true you can only access the town by 4WD… however, with the number of 4WD’s driving across the dunes every day, the piles of discarded rubbish which cover the area, and the power lines which hang overhead to power the lighthouse, they may as well give up the act and just seal the road!



Cabo Polonio, Uruguay



As you may have picked up on, I wasn’t particularly impressed with Cabo Polonio! While we went into the three-day trip expecting primitive facilities, and were happy to ‘rough it’ for a few days, what we ended up with was far from what we expected when we booked! The town would have undoubtedly had great appeal when it was the small fishing village it still pretends to be today, however tourism has taken over, and brought with it all of its negative impacts. For a bunch of ‘peace and nature loving hippies’, the people who visit this place have very little respect for the environment, very little respect for those around them, and have managed to destroy what would have been a truly remarkable destination. If this blog reaches at least one English-speaking person thinking of going to Cabo Polonio, and exposes this place for what it really is, my rant will be well worth it! Rant over.

Leaving Cabo Polonio on the first 4WD of the day (we couldn’t get out fast enough!), we managed to book our second successful bus of the trip, making our way to Uruguay’s impressive capital city, Montevideo. Originally settled by the Spanish in the late 16th century to protect the area from invasion by the Portuguese, Montevideo is today a big, clean, green and vibrant city – and a very welcome relief!

The old city – where I’d booked us a very eccentric, quirky hotel – stretches across a small peninsular, and is a vibrant, busy and beautiful area, filled with great little shops, markets, squares and European architecture. Located next to the city’s main port, the old city is also the first stop for thousands of cruise passengers who come into the town during the day, and the streets are filled with street artists, market stalls and food vendors – and of course, lots of Americans!




Arriving on time (this in itself was a miracle), we set out for a gourmet lunch at dirty Macca’s, before spending the afternoon wandering the streets and parks surrounding our hotel, and catching up on some much needed sleep with a nice Spanish siesta. With four days to explore the city, it was no struggle to fill time, and we spent our days wandering the city streets and markets, museums and galleries, making regular, necessary coffee and ice-cream stops, and enjoying the city’s beautiful weather. No doubt put off by our last couple of days, we avoided the apparently impressive beaches the city has to offer, and instead invested our time into important matters – like our daily afternoon siesta!




Heading west out of Montevideo, and following the coast, we made our way to our last Uruguayan stop, in the picturesque old town of Colonia del Sacramento – a fairly small, heritage listed town facing Buenos Aires across the Rio de la Plata – where we spent two nights, before making mum’s last journey of the trip, taking the ferry back to Buenos Aires.


Colonia del Sacramento, Uruguay

Spending our last night together at a fairly impressive Tango show, mum was up early and off to the airport the next morning, while I spent the day aimlessly wandering the city, before catching up with friends Amanda and Richard for dinner and a drink (literally, one drink – we shared it!). Heading out of town for my last day in Argentina, I spent the day in the beautiful town of Tigre, which although it has now been swallowed by Buenos Aires’ urban sprawl, still adamantly defends its separation, enjoying one last day of beautiful weather, great market shopping, and lunch overlooking the Tigre delta.

Up early the next day, I too was off to the airport, as I made my way to Santiago, capital of Chile, and the final international destination of my year abroad!


Sunset over Cabo Polonio Beach

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